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Nothing.. absolutely nothing can equal the sheer vulgarity, realism & shock factor of this clip.
not to mention it will probably give you the best laugh you had in years.

February 2005

Yes, it is true!

Now that this little mongoloid had declared he has nukes,
it is time for this movie to become reality... to some degree.

July 2006
This "real nut" as they said on CNN
has declared nuclear war on the US.
saying he will strike with his 1(one) biggus-dickus icbm.
what a moe (3 stooges).
July 4..
the mongoloid fired 5 missiles, including the 'big one'
which failed to do much more than make a nice
reef somewhere east of Japan.
At least OUR big one made it into space!
STS-121 YEEHAAAaaa

October 9, 2006 (why not Friday the 13th?)
The psychotic lunatic set off a nuke today.
an underground test.. but the gauntlet has been thrown.
I think the UNsecurity council is full of pussies not wanting to
get their political hair messed up, and will do nothing.
Let's all wait until 100k people get vaporized...
and then add in about 4 billion more.
Even China is getting worried...
Maybe they will get it 1st?
I see a fire-ant nest..
flowing south.
burn baby..
burn.

April Fools!  2009

Dicks = Al Qaeda = Iran,
and all other crazy-insane religious fanatics
who would kill you just for sneezing near them.
but then it's been 600 years since the Spanish Inquisition!
wait.. NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Pussies = The United Nations
Assholes = North Korea, and Al Qaeda
Drunk Low Life = Kim Jong Ill

Master Insanity is trying it again.
" The officials said the payload appears to have a "bulbous" cover.."
North Korea is fueling rocket, U.S. military says
You see, there are three kinds of people
Dicks, Pussies and Assholes.
Pussies just think everyone can get along
and Dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it thru
but then you've got your Assholes, Chuck.
and all the Assholes want is to shit all over everything.
So, Pussies may get mad at Dicks once in a while, because...
Pussies get fucked by Dicks.
But Dicks also fuck Assholes, Chuck!
and if they didn't fuck the Assholes, you know what you'd get?
You'd get you Dick and your Pussy all covered in  SHEATT

Alright, that does it
Get out of here you Drunk Low Life.
GET OUT OF HERE I SAID

 I think this "bulbous" cover" is a large load of Asshole Spluge
and Japan is going to get slopped on.

If this isn't enough of a reason to put a new lake
in a bad place, nothing is.
STAY OUT OF OUR WAY, CHINA.

Hasn't history taught us about short men in power?
The last 2 tagged as the Antichrist were.
(what is it with me and this stuff.. 8`Þ )

If you see this.. insect of a.. man? .. spray him with an entire bottle truck load of Raid.

KIM JONG is one ILL MOTHER FUCKER.